egbertcaptors:

christinecanigula:

christinecanigula:

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

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(via jewbians)


hazelgf:

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

(via blackvvatch)


biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aridotdash:

sorrygodlol:

theunvanquishedzims:

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially 

fun fact i fucked a werewolf in a dennys bathroom

stop fucking asking me which dennys

(via confirmance)


5779:

me, before touching a puppy: i like the predictability and maturity of adult dogs and am intimidated by the amount of structured work that has to go into preparing a puppy to be a well-adjusted adult, though i do see the appeal to raising a dog from an early age

me, laying eyes on one (1) dog infant: if i don’t obtain one of these i will die

(Source: surprisedentistry, via quasarkisses)



mysticalcoffeequeen:

tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

(Source: vecherion, via thatsthat24)


vampireapologist:

when your professor clearly did everything they could to not have an 8 AM either

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(via jewbians)


dankmemeuniversity:

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moira-erlend:

Marian/Triple Goddess Altar

Okay so I’ve always revered Mary, the mother of Christ, whether I was Christian or not. It was hard to leave her behind when I began practicing witchcraft and paganism, so I decided not to.

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Originally posted by just-usmadd

Mary represents the Triple Goddess tradition (to me) that echoes throughout cultures around the world. Isis, Brighid, the Morrigan, Hecate - all share the maiden, mother, and crone aspects of the Triple Goddess. Mary, in turn, displays the maiden (in her status as virgin when communing with the Angel Gabriel) mother (of Jesus), and crone (parent of an adult Jesus).

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Her statue on my altar allows me to worship the triple goddess in all her forms, while still appearing familiar and dear to my western, bible-belt-dwelling, ex-Christian self. Hail Mary.


toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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(via sasstricbypass)


flanneldragon:

trickytwitch:

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

(via confirmance)



curioscurio:
“ Y'all will not BELIEVE what this person commissioned me to draw and I am
T H R I V I N G
”

curioscurio:

Y'all will not BELIEVE what this person commissioned me to draw and I am

 T H R I V I N G 

(via sasstricbypass)



1-800-lem-nade:

te-amo-corazon:

fuckcornflakes:

goawfma:

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lil matt damon SNAPPED

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

(Source: twitter.com, via shhimaninj)



toxic-geek:

sushinfood:

you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!

(Source: struggletoast, via confirmance)


joulejay:

joulejay:

those art references that are like “men are straight lines, women are curved” absolutely flare my dysphoria and alerts to me the OP is cis

*condescending art major voice* THESE

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are the two genders

(via unpopular-ship-queen)


observations from urgent care

cameoappearance:

pervocracy:

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

(via odinsnotwearingmakeup)